These Chums Will Help You Keep Your Glasses


By Tim L.

chums orbit retainer

The main excuse people give for not buying quality sunglasses is usually this: “I always lose them, so I’m afraid to spend a lot.”

Hey, I’ve said the same thing myself in the past. (Ditto for expensive leather gloves and fancy umbrellas.) There’s nothing worse than losing something nice, as opposed to something cheap and crappy you don’t care about.

There’s one way to better the odds of holding onto good sunglasses though, or your real glasses if that’s the case. You can use an eyewear retainer from Chums. You hook something onto the stems that allows the glasses to hang around your neck. So on or off your face, they’re still on your person.

“But those things are so dorky” or “Do I look like a surfer?” I can hear you saying. Well, there are probably a lot more of these eyewear retainer styles than you thought. The past few weeks I’ve been using a new $10 model from Chums, the ultra light Orbiter. You can barely see them in that photo at the top. That’s because they’re made of very thin coiled wire. They weigh in at less than a gram. A gram! Little rubber nubs on the end stretch to go over the tips of any glasses stems. You forget they’re there until you need them and they’re inconspicuous.

There’s what they call a “halo effect” too, which means they extend a bit to the back and stay off your head. That’s good I guess, but maybe not if you’re trying to lean your head back on a beach chair or someone walks up behind you and gets a wire in the face. Being made of metal, the Orbiter can also get a bit chilly in the cold: better for summer than on the slopes.

If you want something more traditional, you can get other eyeglass retainers in cotton, rope, or neoprene. If you’re a surfer or kayaker, you can even get a floating version.

chums-kidsI also hooked up a kids’ version to the first pair of sunglasses my daughter has ever worn that are worth more than $10. So far she’s gone a month without losing them, which is close to a new record. A highly recommended $6 investment for your junior traveler(s). You gotta like their promise on the package too. It says “Proven to withstand 1) white water rafting, 2) 200 mph freefalls, 3) 10-year-old on sugar.

And here’s something you don’t see often on products retailing for a few bucks: “Home grown in the USA.”

See the whole line at Chums.com

Chums products at Amazon

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  1. #1 by Sunglass Cords - April 14th, 2010 at 07:50

    Interesting article! There is always possibility of losing expensive sunglasses hence most of the people refuse to purchase quality sunglasses. But these sunglass cords help to prevent loss of our valuable sunglasses.

  2. #2 by Kellur - April 13th, 2011 at 15:21

    Thanks for this fun review! It sounds like Chums took care to make a really good product that will last. I don’t like wearing sunglasses all the time, so it’s nice to be able to take them off and hang theme around my neck.

  3. #3 by Roz - April 26th, 2011 at 02:16

    I’m surprised it took so long to introduce a thin wire to hold sunglasses around the neck. It’s one of those “I wish I thought of that” inventions…

    I’d use it.

  4. #4 by Nate Burnett - April 28th, 2011 at 12:58

    “Proven to withstand 1) white water rafting, 2) 200 mph freefalls, 3) 10-year-old on sugar.”

    I love when businesses have a sense of humor.

    Thanks for the link — I love finding products to make my friends jealous.

  5. #5 by Sandra - May 6th, 2011 at 11:45

    The next step will be having them truly “float” over your shoulders. Or above your head, in a new patented “halo effect”.

  6. #6 by Morris B. - May 14th, 2011 at 14:53

    I admit, I’ve avoided using a string to keep my glasses around my neck because of the dorky look. As a result, I’ve lost a few pairs over the years, but I always buy cheap ones.

    The wire isn’t dorky. It will allow me to get a decent pair of sunglasses, for a change. Much appreciated…

  7. #7 by Kerry Enser - August 25th, 2011 at 15:49

    It’s good to see that there is a kid’s version — I’ll have to pick it up for my son. We just gave up on bringing sunglasses on trips because they’d always end up broken or lost. But a hat can only do so much to protect his eyes from the sun…

  8. #8 by Lyle - October 2nd, 2011 at 20:57

    the floating ones are awesome for water skiing

  9. #9 by Wayne L. - October 5th, 2011 at 19:56

    As a person that has lost his share of expensive sunglasses… these are a great investments

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